bewbin:

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

Kentucky Fried Chicken

(Source: reddit.com)

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cracked:

"Have you tried turning it 0 and 1 again?"

25 Symbols You Never Noticed in Everyday Life

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pikahchus:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

my country’s ads are always wayy too fucking sad this is a fucking bra ad 

(Source: youtube.com)

adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

spicyshimmy:

DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION box art

clicketty:

superwholockalypse:

itsleightaylor:

ciaklivian:

I want a Frozen sequel where some evil sorcerer kidnaps Elsa and takes away her powers which causes her hair to turn dark brunette instead of white and when Anna and Kristoff burst in to save her Anna balks in horror for a split second and before she can stop herself says “Mom?!”

Thanks Satan

Fuck you

God damn

peter-pan-and-wendy-darling:

basically me trying to flirt

(Source: rosedawson)

super-wolves:

celiaisnotonwater:

thats-not-really-so-raven:

guYS WATCH THIS YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 DAYS OMG

I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN I HEARD THE CASTIEL VOICE

(Source: takethatoyourgrave)

I just saw Captain America : The Winter Soldier and I just realized….

the-listening:

cassieisnotapie:

Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”. 

It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at.

On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD”

Guys. 

Peggy created and named the entire spy organization after STEVE’S SHIELD. 

OH MY FREAKING GOD.

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cacnea:

ash never thinks

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At my funeral I do not want
doves or a bed of roses.
You know how much I hate roses, anyway.
Have my sister wear that outfit
she never had enough confidence
to wear
with those shoes that never
quite match with anything.
Hire a priest to give a sermon
about how he lost his virginity
or about the flat tire he got
on the way to his divorce court date.
Do not stifle your giggles
or feel guilty when you smile
at my uncle who is falling asleep
in the pew.
It’s okay to delight in unconventionality.
After the service,
I want you to hold hands with the person
you love the most and tell them
they need to use more hand lotion.
I want you to text your boyfriend
a poem that describes his
“shit brown eyes”
and how much you adore them.
On the way to the cemetery
blast The Ramones or anything
from Nirvana’s Incesticide album
and scream all the lyrics
incorrectly.
When my casket is lowered into the ground,
do not wipe your eyes or your nose.
Let the wind take away your mess.
When they begin to cover me with dirt
and flowers that pricked your fingers
with thorns,
whisper to my family about how you still
haven’t forgiven me for breaking your
favorite coffee mug.
Maybe you will feel uneasy,
or maybe your lips will tremble.
But as you exhale
and fill your lungs with dry air,
listen to me tap against
the wooden walls of my tomb
and let the rhythm guide the beating
of your heart.
It is okay now.
It will always be okay.
- Kimberly Siehl | At my funeral it will be okay (via hangingwallflower)

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

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