hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

(Source: shaeried)

archangeldean:

GUYS THIS FUCKING HOGWARTS THING YOU CAN REGISTER AND PICK A HOUSE AND JOIN A DORM AND READ TEXT BOOKS AND TAKE FUCKING CLASSES AND dO fUCKign HOMEWORk.

iM So pUMpED i coULd eaT A uniCORN

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

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ORIGINALLY dorkly

cobie-smulders:

Favourite Movies: 13 Going on 30 (2004)

"I’ll have a Piña Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

(Source: frodbaggins)

brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

sandrock:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

THIS IS A KICKSTARTER!

And it needs funding!

Here’s a link to the page.

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ORIGINALLY enochliew

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

(Source: midknights)

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ORIGINALLY midknights
I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(Source: friendlyaxolotl)

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

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ORIGINALLY videohall